Wash and dry them then slice 'em up!
Coat them with flour.
Dip them with beaten eggs. Egggscellent. (cooking mama ref)
Fry in oil at medium-low heat until golden brown. Flip. (I always sucked at this part in the game)
All done. Better than mama! Serve with a soy sauce based dipping sauce. I like to mix wasabi and soy sauce, but I couldn't find mine. :( I just used chili peppers instead. It was later in life that I decided I liked spicy stuff.